1.5 Anniversary: Login Story 1
Jun. 20th, 2023 10:18 pmSnow: Youāre so cute~!
White: Youāre the cute one! Wanna get some tea?
Snow: Letās!
Figaro: ā¦ā¦
Snow: Whatās wrong, Figaro? Youāre looking at us twins, your precious teachers, with such disdain.
Figaro: Nothing, just my imagination. After all, you two have been incurable narcissists for the 2000 years weāve known each other.
White: Hohoho, you misunderstood. Weāre preparing for guests!
Figaro: Guests?
Snow: Itās about time that the Sage and everyone else at the manor get accustomed to it. From now on, the number of visitors is going to increase it seems.
White: To prepare, I was on the hospitality side of things and Snow played the role of guest, but we got too caught up in each otherās appearance!
Figaro: Sounded like a pickup line to me.
Snow & White: Hmmf.
Figaro: You two sure are fond of yourselves and each other, thatās for sure.
Snow: If youāre going to complain, why not pretend thereās a visitor here and introduce us.
White: Hohoho. Yes, introduce us in an easy to understand manner.
White: And weāll introduce you too, dear Figaro.
Figaro: Got it. Just leave it to me, Iāve been told Iām the most sociable wizard around.
Figaro: Come one, come all and witness the twin masters of the North! To the left is Lord Snow, and to the right, Lord White!
Figaro: They both have an exceptional head of hair*, and if they spin around, theyāll transform into adults!
Snow & White: Noscomnia!
(Snow and White turn into their adult forms)
Figaro: Nicely done! Round of applause!
Snow: Hey, Figaro. Youāve just introduced your precious mentors as if weāre circus animalsā¦
Figaro: Oh come on, it was funny. Now, whereās my intro?
Snow & White: The Southern wizard, Figaro. Doctor. 32 years old.
Figaro: That was a bit basicā¦
Snow: Huuuh? Is a basic introduction not enough for you?
White: Is it perhaps because youāre lying and concealing your real self? The truth is, he actually hails from the Northern country and is 2000 ye-
Figaro: Thatās fine, thatās fine! Hi, Iām Figaro, kind Southern doctor, nice to meet you!
*TL Note: In this line Figaro uses āęÆäø¦ćæā (kenami) to refer to their hair. This usually refurs to an animals coat of fur, but can be used for human hair too. So Iām assuming thatās part of the reason why Snow makes a dig in his next line about the introduction sounding like theyāre at a circus.