1.5 Anniversary: Login Story 1

[l1mesharks]

Snow: You’re so cute~!

White: You’re the cute one! Wanna get some tea?

Snow: Let’s!

Figaro: ……

Snow: What’s wrong, Figaro? You’re looking at us twins, your precious teachers, with such disdain. 

Figaro: Nothing, just my imagination. After all, you two have been incurable narcissists for the 2000 years we’ve known each other. 

White: Hohoho, you misunderstood. We’re preparing for guests!

Figaro: Guests?

Snow: It’s about time that the Sage and everyone else at the manor get accustomed to it. From now on, the number of visitors is going to increase it seems.

White: To prepare, I was on the hospitality side of things and Snow played the role of guest, but we got too caught up in each other’s appearance!

Figaro: Sounded like a pickup line to me.

Snow & White: Hmmf.

Figaro: You two sure are fond of yourselves and each other, that’s for sure. 

Snow: If you’re going to complain, why not pretend there’s a visitor here and introduce us.

White: Hohoho. Yes, introduce us in an easy to understand manner. 

White: And we’ll introduce you too, dear Figaro. 

Figaro: Got it. Just leave it to me, I’ve been told I’m the most sociable wizard around. 

Figaro: Come one, come all and witness the twin masters of the North! To the left is Lord Snow, and to the right, Lord White!

Figaro: They both have an exceptional head of hair*, and if they spin around, they’ll transform into adults!

 

Snow & White: Noscomnia! 

 

(Snow and White turn into their adult forms)

Figaro: Nicely done! Round of applause! 

Snow: Hey, Figaro. You’ve just introduced your precious mentors as if we’re circus animals…

Figaro: Oh come on, it was funny. Now, where’s my intro?

Snow & White: The Southern wizard, Figaro. Doctor. 32 years old. 

Figaro: That was a bit basic…

Snow: Huuuh? Is a basic introduction not enough for you? 

White: Is it perhaps because you’re lying and concealing your real self? The truth is, he actually hails from the Northern country and is 2000 ye-

Figaro: That’s fine, that’s fine! Hi, I’m Figaro, kind Southern doctor, nice to meet you!

*TL Note: In this line Figaro uses “毛並み” (kenami) to refer to their hair. This usually refurs to an animals coat of fur, but can be used for human hair too. So I’m assuming that’s part of the reason why Snow makes a dig in his next line about the introduction sounding like they’re at a circus.