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Story Title: A Tall Order to Fill


Mithra: What are you doing, Master Sage? It smells good… 


Akira: Oh, Mithra. Everyone seemed curious about Easter so I’m making some deviled eggs! 


Mithra: Deviled eggs…?


Akira: Yep! I just finished so I’m gonna bring them to the dining ha— Aa!


Mithra: …They’re okay, I guess. I’m not sure what makes them so demonic though…*


Akira: (He just…grabbed one off the platter…)


Mithra: Ah, that reminds me…


Mithra: Arsim


Akira: Huh?! Mithra!


Akira: (Aaand, he’s gone... What in the world did he run off to do?) 


Mithra: Master Sage. 


Akira: (He’s back?!)


Akira: W-what’s that big egg you’re holding?


Mithra: I found it when I was out. I believe it’s some sort of magical creature. 


Akira: Of what? It’s about as tall as I am…


Mithra: Prepare this egg like you did the other, please.


Akira: You want me to cook that thing?!


Akira: How would I even boil it in the first place…Agh…


Mithra: It’s cracked. 


Akira: Wait, actually, I think it may be hatching…


Mithra: Ah, well in that case, please prepare a magical creature roast instead.


Akira: What?! I couldn’t do that! You want to eat it, Mithra…?!


TL Note: In this line Mithra actually says: “But they’re so small, that it’s a bit troublesome to eat.” I just wanted to squeeze in a deviled egg joke somewhere. They’re called stuffed eggs (スタッフドエッグ) in Japanese so it loses some of the joke potential unfortunately. 

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Story Title: A Guide to Making Easter Eggs

Riquet: Master Sage, what kind of things do you do on Easter?

Akira: Well…to be honest, I actually don’t know much about Easter myself. 

Akira: If I remember correctly though, people make Easter eggs by painting the shells a bunch of colors and drawing patterns and flowers on them.

Riquet: “Easter egg”?

Akira: Yeah, then the Easter eggs get used in a game of sorts. 

Akira: It usually has a strong connotation of being a holiday that children get excited about.

Riquet: I see! So it’s a day that brings smiles to many children’s faces! That is absolutely wonderful. 

Riquet: I think I’d like to make some Easter eggs too… Oh, but, do you throw them away instead of eating them? 

Akira: Before you begin decorating, you make a small hole in the bottom of the egg. So that way, you don’t have to throw away the insides. 

Riquet: Oh good, I won’t have to feel bad about being wasteful. I’m gonna use a lot so we can make an omelette!

Akira: Ahaha, I bet you’ll be able to make a pretty big one!

Riquet: Ooh!

Riquet: Master Sage, from now on, I think I’m really going to love Easter. 

Riquet: I have to go tell Mitile… 

Riquet: Wait, actually, I’ll tell the whole manor! It’s an amazing day where eggs bring smiles to children’s faces.

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